Saturday, October 08, 2005

Cheap Breasts



It*s absolutely brilliant that Koreans like chicken breasts about as much as we like chicken feet, in fact, chicken breasts are simply a by-product of the foot, gizzard and liver extraction process here. I bought 14 of the most beautiful, fat free, plump chicken breasts for only 6,500 won: that*s 1.5 kilograms of all white chicken meat for seven bucks Canadian. I*ve had them before ~ and they*re tastier than the breasts back home!

4 comments:

Chelsea said...

Wow, give me a pair of those, will ya? Where the heck did ya find these lovely, lucious, delicious looking breasts? I need some!! ;) Chelsea

comatose said...

Well, I can hook up with a pair if I go through some of my connections. Since I'm the middleman I'll have to charge you about 12,000 a kg... and they'll expire fairly quickly if not frozen. But hey... these breasts will pay for themselves!

Kurios1978 said...

I wonder if they sell the ones from real women that cheap... Hmm ~ at Carrefour perhaps?

comatose said...

Kurios, many of the Ladyboys I met (IN THE STREETS!) in Thailand told me any kind of surgery is a bargain over there. Not only is it affordable but the finished product is almost indistinguishable from the real thing. The number of foreigners who wake-up beside Ladyboys in the morning is a true testament to the quality and craftsmanship of the doctors over-there.